第十九章 这算啥 (第2/2页)

奇才咽咽口水道：“是不是还有一点猥锁，还带着一点****……”
　　
　　“对没错，就是一副丧门星的样子！”奇夹惊喜道：“二哥，你这么快认出来了？”
　　
　　“不是，只能说……你们两个，一模一样……”
　　
　　这个消息，对于奇夹来说，犹如晴天霹雳，抱头不敢接受事实地摇头喊叫：“你说谎，这不可能，这不可能，他明明又挫又丑又猥锁又****又丧门星，你们怎么可能认不出来！！！”
　　
　　奇老爷不知道怎么安慰他接受事实，不过，另一个肯定是假的了，这时两个人的厉眼同时转向假的奇夹。
　　
　　却听，假奇夹急声道：“爹，他才是假货，别相信他，难道您忘了当年三岁我就抢糖，七岁就开始打群架，十岁就开始偷东西了吗？”
　　
　　这时，准备动手的奇老爷跟奇才顿时又犹豫了下来。
　　
　　“这些都是大家都知道的事！”奇夹急声道：“五岁我偷看过表姐洗澡！”
　　
　　奇才惊声道：“什么，你竟然偷看过婉如表姐洗澡！！”
　　
　　假奇夹争头上来：“我八岁炸过炼房！”
　　
　　奇夹急得结巴道：“我我，我十一岁在爹的内裤上撒过辣椒粉！”
　　
　　迷惑当年**为何火热，老婆也一起受罪的原因，现在终于真相大白，奇老爷额上冒起青筋。
　　
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